okay, before I get started, i want't to say one thing:
I AM IN LOVE.
...
WITH SKINNY JEANS!!

and..
OH SHIT SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW, OH FUCK NO!!
and...
FUCKING IPOD, YOU DICKHEAD, WHY DO YOU KEEP BREAKING???
Okay, I'm done.
Wait- no i'm not. I know i've probably spammed most of you with this but just for fun...








Lol, it spawns.
YE, THAT IS A LLAMA, NOT A WORM WITH LEGS. BE CAREFUL; IT MAY CAUSE SEIZURES.
now i'm done.
○● B R I T I S H ○●
[x] You drink a lot of tea.

I had three bottles of green tea today, and four yesterday)
[ ] You know what a brolly is.

[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. (I love fried fish)
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (I hate english muffins)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football... not soccer.
Total: 3
○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year. (In the summer, I guess. I steal other people's flip flops, though)
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 1
○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel. (I have no idea... It ends in a y)
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total: 6
○● S P A N I S H ○●
[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (EEW)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is. (DAT'S A MEAN WORD, DAT IS)
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (Again, my mum dyes my hair when I have lice)
[x] You know what plantations are
Total: 7
○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: <??>
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4
○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.
Total: 5 (GOD, I'M 1/8 IRISH)
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun. (My mum made me learn)
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance. (So I've been told, at least. At least people scream "GO KITA" whenever I dance, but... >_> )
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total: 4
○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math. (I hate math so much)
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese. (*coughs* debraaa)
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2
○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German. (PFF I learned how to sing a song in erman and english)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. (HOLY SCHNITZEL I learned it froom hoodwinked, pff.)
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".
Total: 7 (One of my last names is German... I'm like 1/4 german, I have so much fucking german in me)
○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like, play/ played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French (MOUREZ TU ZOZO [die you nitwit])
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 2
○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3
○● B E L G I A N ○●
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard. (We let the jack-o-lantern rot and it spawned another pumpkin)
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 4
○● D U T C H ○●
[x] You like the color orange. (Depends. Eyeraping: no.)
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions. (FFP)
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea. (Look, but not get near or touch)
[ ] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favor the megalomania.
Total: 3
○● A R A B ○●
[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "English".
[x] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian. (OH YEAH)
[x] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[x] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total: 3